Thursday, April 5, 2012

Good Friday Sms Collection 2012

Jesus Christ is the same yesterday and today and forever." He brews 13:8. His life still gives us hope, May you live in his unchanging love. May Jesus who was born in a manger be born again in your Heart? Good Friday! Praying that the Lord Holds you in His Love And blesses u with His grace... on this Holy Day & always! He showed us the way He has long been gone And yet in our hearts His name shines on. Wish u a Holy Friday! Mercy, Peace & Love May the grace & Lord� surround u & b with u on Good Friday the Lord lights up our way into eternal bliss. Good Friday! Praying that the Lord holds you in his love & blesses you with His grace... on dis Holy Day On the Holy day... May His light guide your path... May his love grace your heart... & may His scarifice strengthen your Soul ! Thinking of you on GOOD FRIDAY....! Praying that the Lord fills your Heart with Peace ... Holds you in His Love & Blesses you with His Grace... On dis Holy Day & Always. May the glory of our Savior Strengthen you & May His Graces Shine Upon you On Good Friday & Always ! May the blesssings Of the Lord Shine upon you On dis Holy Day & may he always Keep in his loving care May the Light Of Jumma, Shine In your House. . the Strength of Eemaan, Stay in your Heart. . & May Allah Shower His Countless Blessings On you & your Family on this Holy Day Mercy, Pleace & Love May the grace & Lord .... surround you & be with you on Good Friday 3 dreams of a man: to be as handsome as his mother thinks. to be as rich as his child believes. to have as many women as his wife suspects May on this GOOD FRIDAY we start it with Fasting & Prayers so that we can bring God's mercy & forgiveness on all mankind Lets Pray together. When you face problems in life, don't ask GOD to take them away. Ask Him to show His purpose, Ask ways how to live a day searching his purpose for you. He showed us the way He has long been gone & yet in our hearts His name shines on. Wish you a Holy Friday!

Monday, April 2, 2012

Why Facebook such a hit ?

"Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on d principle dat
"People r more interested in others lyf den their own!

"A Real Fact"

Funny facebook status

funny facebook status msg:

"You always stop and stare,

why not just take a picture of ma profile ?"

IT companies full form

**FUNNY FULL FORMS OF IT COMPANIES**

1. NIIT: Not Interested in IT

2. WIPRO: Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

3. HCL: Hidden Costs & Losses

4. TCS: Totally Confusing Solutions

5. INFOSYS: Inferior Offline Systems

6. HUGHES: Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

7. BAAN: Beggars Association And Nerds

8. IBM: Implicitly Boring Machines

9. SATYAM: Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly

10. PARAM: Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors

11. C-DOT: Coffee During Office Timings

12. CMC: Coffee, Meals and Comfort

13. DELL: Deplorable Equipment & lacklusters

14. PSI: Peculiar Symptoms of India.

15. ORACLE: On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees.

Facebook status

If facebook existed in the times of Ramayana..

Ram uploads status- "Going on long vacation with babe n bro "
Kekai likes this!
Comments:
Bharat- Hv fun bro..
Sita- Yipee!!! Wen raavan abducts sita,

Ram uploads status- "Raavan, u r soo bloody screwed!"
Sita likes this.
Comments: Raavan- Bring it on dude!
Hanuman- M wid u bro.. !
Raavan- screwed off monkey
Soon, Ram writes on Sita's wall- "Dont worry babe, m cming soon.. LOVE U honey  Mmmuuuaaahh"
Laxman, Sita n Hanuman like ths!

Sita's status UPLOAD- "Gawd! No fashion sense here!
Every woman luks like a fat monkey!!"
Hanuman likes this!
Comments : Hanuman- Any1 worth me??
Sita- No hanuman all galz r juz eww!
Raavan- Shut up! Dont say anythng abt my country's lovely chicks!
Sita- lovely LOL..!

After killing Raavan, Ram uploads status- "Yo Ayodhayites, coming bck wid babe n bro  B prepared for celebratn.."